did you get engaged???
I have demons in me.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I am one with the molecules
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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