good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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