so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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