my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
