At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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