she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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