His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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