it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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