Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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