Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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