youre lurking in front of me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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