escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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