You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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