hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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