i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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