Only a mothe r could love this liver
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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