Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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