Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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