one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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