kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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