How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
