I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
kristin has been a bad kristin
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
