i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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