Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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