white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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