Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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