Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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