i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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