Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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