the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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