so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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