BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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