You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do vagina's smell?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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