She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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