Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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