paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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