But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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