I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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