We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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