im having a threesome with these popsicles
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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