Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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