Pants 0. Shit 1.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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