Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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