Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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