I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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