she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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