It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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