I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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