Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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