Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
